Here are some of the best jokes website you’ll ever need. We’ll add many resources so you don’t run out of Jokes!
With these links, you can find jokes of every kind, including corny jokes, hilarious jokes, dad jokes, funny puns, Christmas jokes, one-liner jokes, and every other kind!
So here they are:
1) Corny Jokes
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
2) Funny Jokes for Kids
What did the buffalo say when his little boy left for school?
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space? A: He wanted to find Pluto!
3) Best Dad Jokes
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas.
4) Best Funny Puns
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea.
Q. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
A. Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
What kind of tea did the American Colonists want?
5) Funny Christmas Jokes
Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
A: A wrapper!
What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas?
It’s finally Christmas, Eve!
Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? Rude-alph!
6) Funny Knock Knock Jokes
Yahoo! I’m just as psyched to see you!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
7) Funny Stupid Jokes
Q: What are the strongest days of the week?
A: Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
Why can’t a leopard hide?
Because he’s always spotted!
Q: Why was the dead man happy to be sentenced during his trial?
A: Because they gave him life.
8) Funny One-Liner Jokes
I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.
Dentist: “You need a crown.”
Patient: “Finally someone who understands me”
Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything.
9) Funny Birthday Jokes
What do you always get on your birthday?
Another year older!
Boyfriend: How come you didn’t get me a present for my birthday?!
Girlfriend: Well, you did tell me to surprise you.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
10) Funny Cat Jokes
A) 40 Cat Jokes
What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
A: To keep an eye on the mouse!
C) 30 Cat Jokes
A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The mother mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away. “See?” the mother mouse says to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”
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